I told my husband that I liked my dress because it was kind of nautical.
"Wow Mom, hello, we're sitting right here," one of the boys said.
"Yeah, that's gross mom."
"I can't believe you just said that in front of us," our youngest said.
Turns out the boys needed a lesson on the meaning of nautical.
They were relieved to learn it didn't mean naughty.
There were a few cruise scars, I may never be the same.